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« on: March 22, 2012, 07:23:04 PM »

Bringing Pie

Chefs!
Bakers born to serve the devourers
Feed!
Heed their hungry cry, bake their pie
Now!
Send the waiters in, take their orders
Eight!
Cherry, two cream, and four custard pies
 
So let it be eaten
So let it be done
I'll bring no cake nor frosted bun
So let it be eaten
So let it be done
If you need more, I'll bring you some
I'm bringing pie
 
Cool!
Settle after baking, in the window
Ouch!
Far too hot to touch, burn your hands
Aide!
Bring the whipping cream, the presentation
Now!
Toppings are complete, it is done
 
So let it be eaten
So let it be done
I'll bring no cake nor frosted bun
So let it be eaten
So let it be done
If you need more, I'll bring you some
I'm bringing pie
 
Pie by my hand
(Pie! Pie! Pie! Pie!)
I cream across the land
(Pie! Pie! Pie! Pie!)
Filling firstborn man
(Pie! Pie! Pie! Pie!)
 
I!
Bring the dessert tray, vanquish hunger
Eat!
I shall soon be back, with the bill
I!
Approach with the check, get your Visa
Take!
A doggie bag with you, on your way
 
So let it be eaten
So let it be done
I'll bring no cake nor frosted bun
So let it be eaten
So let it be done
If you need more, I'll bring you some
I'm bringing pie
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« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2012, 08:02:11 PM »

Fresh Pie Rising

I see the fresh pie rising.
I see dessert is on the way.
I see silver wear and napkins.
I see good times today.

Don't go out tonight.
It'll ease your appetite.
There's a fresh pie on the rise.

I hear the oven timer ringing.
I hear the wait is ending soon.
I fear the pie tin's over flowing.
I hear the oven's opening tune.

Don't go out tonight.
It'll ease your appetite.
There's a fresh pie on the rise.
Alright!

Hope you got your hunger with you.
Hope you are quite prepared to dine.
Looks like we're in for something special.
One slice is taken from the pie.

Don't go out tonight.
It'll ease your appetite.
There's a fresh pie on the rise.
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« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2012, 08:27:23 PM »

My God. You really like pie!

Two of my favourite songs baked to perfection.
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« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2012, 06:13:34 AM »

You know, I like pie, but... jawdrop
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« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2012, 08:15:29 AM »

Just in case you're as crazy as me and want to sing along, here are the instrumentals!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d4_Kv-wfMU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcfMlNlibiM

Do you have any more pie for us?
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« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2013, 04:57:03 PM »

Oops I Ruined the Pie
Mmm yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I think I did it again
I ruined dessert
The alarm did not ring
Oh baby
It is mysterious
That it didn't work
Yes I'm serious
'Cause to fail to ring on time
Yes! The timer must be broken!
Oh baby, baby

Oops!...I ruined the pie
Forgot to hit start, I'm not gonna lie
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I can bake
That I'm schooled, for God's sake
I'm not that talented.

You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that food is already finished
I tried watching it rise
Can't you see I'm no good at baking pies
But to fail to ring on time
Yes! The timer must be broken!
Baby, oh

Oops!...I ruined the pie
Forgot to hit start, I'm not gonna lie
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I can bake
That I'm schooled, for God's sake
I'm not that talented.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

"Baby, before you start, there's something I want you to have"
"Oh, it's wonderful, but wait a minute, isn't this…?"
"Yeah, a timer."
"But I thought you said we had to get a new one from the store."
"Well baby, I went down and got it for you"
"Oh, you shouldn't have"

Oops!...I ruined the pie
Forgot to hit start, I'm not gonna lie
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I can bake
That I'm schooled, for God's sake
I'm not that talented.
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« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2013, 06:47:34 PM »

That second song kinda sounds like some The Doors
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« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2013, 07:22:22 PM »

It's CCR.
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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2013, 01:55:50 AM »

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It's CCR.

Oh thought it was a night mare
Though it come so true

They told me don't add baking soda
The yeast is on the loose

Better sift through the Flour
Better sift through the Flour
Better sift through the Flour
Don't hold back the cream...
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« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2013, 01:05:58 PM »

Hahah!  Now you're getting it!
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« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2013, 03:11:31 PM »

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Hahah!  Now you're getting it!
Part 2 Whole Song!
Sift through the Flour
Oh thought it was a night mare
Though it come so true
They told me don't add baking soda
The yeast is on the loose

Better sift through the Flour
Better sift through the Flour
Better sift through the Flour
Don't hold back the cream...

Thought I heard a Ringin'
Callin to bake Pies
Two Ounce cans of Filling
Oven says "Bake: High"

Better sift through the Flour
Better sift through the Flour
Better sift through the Flour
Don't hold back the cream...

Instrumental:
Reeeee Rere reeeh reeeeeh reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh

Over on the Counter
Betty Crocker Spoke:
"Let the People know my Wisdom
Don't fill with Artichoke"

Better sift through the Flour
Better sift through the Flour
Better sift through the Flour
Don't hold back the cream...
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« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2013, 12:13:47 AM »

Yer Blueberries

Yes I'm hungry, wanna pie
Yes I'm hungry, wanna pie
If I a'int fed already,
Woo! The dough still needs to rise

In the morning, wanna pie
In the evening, wanna pie
If I ain't fed already,
Woo! The dough still needs to rise

My mother loved rhubarb
My father preferred apple
But I am fond of elderberry
Though blueberry would work

I'm hungry, wanna pie
If I ain't fed already,
Woo! The dough still needs to rise

Don't need your chocolate cake
Don't want no crepe or scone
I feel this recipe is wrong
Betty Crocker has no soul

Hungry, wanna pie
If I ain't fed already,
Woo! The dough still has to rise.

The timer just went off
The crust has turned to gold
My fork is bent, my knife is dull,
and my plate is empty so-

Wanna pie, yeah, wanna pie
If I ain't fed already,
Woo!
The dough still has to rise.
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« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2013, 04:50:10 PM »

Just awesome!  Love the original; love the pie-version!
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